Citati (slavnih oseb in iz filmov)

[bella_]

ok bom pa se js dodala...


the one and only...TITANIC in ze legendarni:
"I'm the king of the woooorld!"

in pa v friendsih Joey:
"How you doin'?"

[*Elle*]

Ob tem filmu sm se pa noro nasmejala..
2 Weeks Notice - Hugh Grant(G.Wade), Sandra Bullock(Lucy Kelson)

George Wade: I'm now poor. When I say I'm poor, I mean we may have to share a helicopter with another family.

George Wade: Before you came into my life I could make all kinds of decisions now I'm addicted I have to know what you think. What do you think?
[holds up cuff links]
Lucy Kelson: I think your the most selfish human being on the planet.
George Wade: Well that's just silly. Have you met everybody on the planet?

Tony: She looks so peaceful when she's sleeping... Like a doll.
[Lucy snores loudly]
George Wade: A doll with a sinus problem.

Helen Wade: Would you like anything?
George Wade: I'd love some Milk Duds.
Helen Wade: We don't have any, I could send out for one.
George Wade: Oh, no, don't be ridiculous. If you're going to send out, get a whole box.

George Wade: Divorce always gives me an appetite. Kabob?
Lucy Kelson: No thanks. I've never really warmed to the idea of a *flesh* popsicle.

Meryl Brooks: Come on, I've known you since Brownies, and the only time I ever saw you cry was when Bush won.
Lucy Kelson: Which one?
Meryl Brooks: Well, both of them. ...hehe

8 Mile

B. Rabbit: Hey Sol, do you ever wonder at what point you just got to say fuck it man like when you gotta stop living up here and start living down here?
Sol: It's 7.30 in the morning dawg.

[SETA II]

iz "American Beauty":

Brad Dupree: Man, you are one twisted fuck.
Lester Burnham: Nope, I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose.

Carolyn Burnham: Honey, don't be weird!

Ricky Fitts: It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.


iz "Leaving Las vegas":

Sera:I know a cool place in the desert.



in še iz Friendsov ene par legendarnih

Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.


[Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition]
Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.


Chandler: Oh, yeah, I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last... twelve hundred times.



Joey: [Joey thinks Phoebe has been acting in porno videos] A guy in the coffee shop told me he was a fan of Phoebe's. I thought he was talking about her singing, but he claims she is a porn star. So, I went to the adult video store and picked this up.
Ross: [taking the video] Let me see that. 'Buffay, the Vampire Layer' starring Phoebe Buffay. All right, let's check it out!
Joey: Guys, Phoebe is our friend. I refuse to watch this.
[goes over and sits at the table with his back to the TV]
Ross: Wow! I didn't know Pheebs had that particular talent.
Rachel: Wait a minute; Phoebe doesn't have a tattoo on her ankle! My God, that's Ursula!
Joey: [jumping up from the table] Ursula! Allr ight! Run it back! Run it back!
Ross: Boy, Phoebe is going to be pissed. Why is Ursula using Phoebe's name?
Phoebe: [coming in the apartment] Hi everybody, what are you -
[screams and points at the TV]
Phoebe: Ahhhhhhh! What am I doing?


Ross: I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her.
Chandler: Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used.


[Playing Football]
Monica: Okay, Phoebs, you know what you're doing right?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Monica: Okay, Joey's gonna catch the ball and you and I are gonna block.
Phoebe: What's block?
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you knew what you're doing.
Phoebe: I thought you meant in life.


Joey [upon hearing Ross doesn't want to go to the movies with him] : Come on, man! Tom Hanks! Meg Ryan! They get mail!



Monica: Dad, Chandler didn't melt your records, Ross did.
Jack Geller: Is that...
Monica: And Dad, you know that mailman you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys, Ross did.
Ross: Yea, well Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did.
Monica: Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year.
Ross: Monica and Chandler are living together!
Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas, and got divorced, *again*.
Phoebe: I love Jacques Cousteau.
Rachel: I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle.
Joey: I wanna gooooo!
Judy Geller: That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds.


Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.


Joey: And look. A phone in the bathroom.
Monica: Joey, don't ever call me from that phone.


[Joey has packed an emergency kit with food, Mad-Libs and condoms]
Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?


Phoebe: [as Ross sits down on the sofa, Pheobe begins "cleansing his aura"]
Ross: Oh no, no stop cleansing my aura...
Phoebe: But...
[continues]
Ross: No just leave my aura alone... OK?
Phoebe: Fine... be murky...
Ross: I'll be fine... really you guys, I hope she'll be very happy...
Monica: No you don't...
Ross: No I don't! To hell with her! She left me!
Joey: You never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross: [stares at Joey... ] No! OK? Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know. How should I know?
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...
[everyone stares at Chandler]
Chandler: ... Did I say that out loud?


Joey: Ross, if homo sapiens actually were *homo* sapiens, is that why they're exctinct?
Ross: Joey, they are people.
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging.


etc.

[allessya]

LOST

Sawyer: My uncle died of a brain tumor. Does that run in the family?
Jack: What kind of tumor was it?
Sawyer: The kind that kills you.

[Boone has taken the gun from Sawyer and Sayid to stand watch]
Sayid: Give it back to me.
Sawyer: Oh, yeah. Give it to Al Jazeera. He'll protect us.
Charlie: Al Jazeera's a network.

Hurley: Okay, that thing in the woods, maybe it's a monster, maybe it's a pissed-off giraffe. I don't know.

Ana-Lucia Cortez: You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?
Sawyer: You first.

Boone: Teresa falls up the stairs, Teresa falls down the stairs, Teresa falls up the stairs, Teresa falls down the stairs...

Kate: Come on. You're going to see Jack.
Sawyer: Do I get a lollipop?

Kate: I can take care of myself
Sawyer: Yeah, real good care...
[shouts]
Sawyer: Me Kate. Me throw rock.

Sawyer: Who are they?
Michael: Don't worry, they're cool. They believe that we were on the flight too.
Sawyer: Well, now... we can sue Oceanic together, can't we!

Ti so bli res taboljši

[Naughty grl]

Imagine Me And You (2005)

Coop: Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me.
Luce: Its not going to happen.

[*zaspanka*]

Friends

Joey: Joey doesn't share food!!!

[*Elle*]

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

[Trying to hit on a girl]
Will: Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too.

Will: I'm sorry, Uncle Phil. I know he was your boy and all. It's kinda like how I felt when I found out that Kermit the Frog was nothing but a piece of green felt with someone's hand up his butt.

Carlton: I guess it's ok to share my will.
Uncle Phil: Carlton, I'm not dead yet.
Carlton: It's a cruel world big guy and you can't be in it forever.

Will: Girl, you look so good, I would plant you and create a WHOLE FIELD of y'all.

Carlton: I'm sick of being such a big loser.
Will: [faking sympathy] Aw, C - you're not big.

Phillip Banks: Geoffrey, bring me my tools.
Geoffrey: Do you mean your knife and fork, sir?

Jazz: I'm starvin'. When do we eat here?
Phillip Banks: *We* eat here later, *you* eat here never.
Jazz: [looking Phillip up and down] Looks like *you* eat here *often*.

[Will and his girlfriend are trapped in the basement after and earthquake]
Will: [singing] I'm stuck in a basement, sittin' on a tricycle, girl gettin' on my nerves; Goin' outta my mind, I thought she was fine, don't know if her body is hers.

[after Vivian asks Will to be her partner at Soul Train]
Will: I'd like to Aunt Viv, really. But it's hard to get my groove on with an old woman.
[Vivian glares]
Will: Oh, you don't know "kid talk". You know, "bad" is good, "stupid" is wonderful, and "old" is uh... beautiful. You *so* old Aunt Viv. You're the *oldest* woman I've even seen.

Will: Oh my god, Carlton! What's that hideous thing growing out of your neck?
Carlton: Where? Where?
Will: Ah, never mind. It's just your head.

Carlton: If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and smells like a duck, what is it?
Will: Your prom date?

Carlton: Why don't you act like an adult?
Will: Why don't you look like one?

Will: Your fraternity was called Pi Nu?
Phillip Banks: Yes...
Will: [trying not to laugh] So... that made you, like... a Pie Man?
Phillip Banks: Yes...
Will: So, I guess you hung out with the girls from Beta Crocker?

[ANGELgirl]

Iz filma Closer (samo ne vem, če se vse dobesedno spomnim)

Truth?What´t so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it´a value of the world...

Res mi je hudooooo!!!

[ledena čajka]

One tree hill

PEYTON: At this moment, there are six billion, four hundred seventy million, eight hundred eighteen thousand, six hundred seventy one people in the world. Some… are running scared. Some… are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just not facing the truth. Some are evil men, at war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. Six billion people in the world, -six billion souls. And sometimes… All you need is one.

Ta mi je res ful dobr

[pikica83]

What do you want from me? I want you.

Ne vem iz kerga filma

I'm hard to remember, but I'm impossible to forget.
Elizabethtown
Drugač pa mi je nasplošno v tem filmu blo všeč velik izrekov...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368709/quotes

[nesessaya]

meni je pa bilo ful dobro, kar je rekla, Jamie Lee Curtis svojmu sinu, ko so šli na taborjenje (Joshu Hartnettu ) v H20

Samo ne vem kak gre v angleščini , v prevodu je bilo nekak tak: "Pokliči me, če se ti bo zdelo, da si me prevečkrat poklical, me pokliči še enkrat."

ne, vem tak lepo se mi je zdelo to

Se spomnem tega.

[miikena]

Full House :
Becky: Nicky made a new friend at the zoo today.
Jesse: Really? Wow!
Becky: Come on, Nicky. Tell Daddy what your new friend said.
Nicky: Camels stink.
Jesse: And Alex played baseball today. Tell Mommy what you hit.
Alex: Daddy's head.

[there's a car in the kitchen]
D.J.: Michelle, do you know how Joey's car got in here?
Michelle: Yes, I do.
D.J.: How?
Michelle: Through the window.

Kimmy Gibbler: I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you! You're just not joining in!
(hm, uporabno)

Harry: I can see up your nose.
Steph: Harry, this is supposed to be romantic.
Harry: OK. I can see up your nose, darling.

Kimmy Gibbler: D-U-M, Dumb!
D.J.: Kimmy, there's a B.
Kimmy Gibbler: [swatting the air] Where?

Itd., itd. - obujanje spominov. Te stare nanizanke so ble čist d best.

[quote=*Elle*]Carlton: If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and smells like a duck, what is it?
Will: Your prom date? [/quote]
Ta je zmagovalna, ja .. Boščk .. Pa serija na splošno huda.

[scarllet]

The End of the Affair-Julianne Moore(Sarah Miles) in Ralph Fiennes(Maurice Bendrix)

Sarah: Love doesn't end, just because we don't see each other.
Maurice Bendrix: Doesn't it?
Sarah: People go on loving God, don't they? All their lives. Without seeing him.
Maurice Bendrix: That's not my kind of love.
Sarah: Maybe there is no other kind.


Maurice Bendrix: I'm jealous of this stocking.
Sarah Miles: Why?
Maurice Bendrix: Because it does what I can't. Kisses your whole leg. And I'm jealous of this button.
Sarah Miles: Poor, innocent button.
Maurice Bendrix: It's not innocent at all. It's with you all day. I'm not.
Sarah Miles: I suppose you're jealous of my shoes?
Maurice Bendrix: Yes.
Sarah Miles: Why?
Maurice Bendrix: Because they'll take you away from me.

[barbi]

Friends
Joe:" how you doing today"
Rachel: "shut up Joe!"

[Dead_kid]

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